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Jokes for men...

• You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.* Henny Youngman
• Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. * Bill Cosby
• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards * Benjamin Franklin
• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.* Henny Youngman
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.* Rodney Dangerfield
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. * Milton Berle
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. * George Burns
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
• My mother buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. * Rita Rudner
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. * Henny Youngman
• People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. * Erma Bombeck
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
• After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
• Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
• I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
• Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two more girlfriends.
• A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
• A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
• How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
• A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
• First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful!!!

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